Donald for Haltemprice and Howden


Donald is the cat who can! That’s why he is running for UCAT in the Humberside constituency of Haltemprice and Howden.

He’s got absolutely no clue of how to make breakfast a success, but that’s not considered an obstacle in this campaign as his main opponent clearly has no idea either.

A bit of ladies cat, Donald loves to preening himself and looking in the mirror – and using a hair dryer to create the wild hairdo’s that his audience so loves.

Donald can often be seen creeping around any bush he can find.  Indeed, he is a bonafide pussy-grabber who calls himself “Tougher than Trump“, “Harder than A Pen” and “Wilder Than Wilders“.  We also think he is also “Dafter than David“.

So, if you’re daft enough to vote for David, then please reconsider, and – VOTE FOR DONALD INSTEAD!