UCAT will be fielding it’s veteran negotiator Lee Foxoff to contest the seat of North Somerset, and become the new Sacred Cat of State for Indispensable Trade.
Lee is an experienced business cat with an extensive record of crossing all sorts of boundaries to do his business.
A cheeky little cat, with a sweet smile and small brains, he likes to tease his neighbours and make a big mess in their garden, and he doesn’t care that this means that his siblings wont be allowed to play there anymore.
His large ears do not mean that he is a good listener – that’s just for show! What goes in one end, comes out of the other, and there’s plenty of wind moving around all the time.
The constituency of North Somerset is currently held by another cat whose voting record you can find on this very useful website.
VOTE UCAT TO MAKE ENEMIES OUT OF FRIENDS NOW!
UCAT is pleased to announce that Jacob Sweet-Mogg the magic cat will be standing against the evil wizard Hairy Potter in North East Somerset.
The voting record of the current MP for North East Somerset shows that Harry Potter is mad as hatter, and a bit of a warmonger who also likes to trash his own garden and bulldoze those of others.
This is not the type of politricskster we need to help us fight for breakfast, and many local cats now think that Harry Potter has been at Hogwarts long enough.
As Dobby the kitty from Chew Valley North says, “Harry Potter mustn’t return to Hogwarts! Please vote for Jacob Sweet-Mogg instead! ”
Jacob is a young cat who likes other peoples gardens and can’t stand the smell of petrol or any other unnatural smells. He is strongly supported by all the local young kitties who are trying to get their parents to understand that they will want to move out sometime, and it will be easier for them to find their own garden if they haven’t all been bulldozed.
SUPPORT UCAT TO HELP US DEFEAT THE EVIL WIZARD NOW!