Eric for Sevenoaks and Swanley

To celebrate his recent real-life 18th Birthday this May (not fake-news) , Eric a.ka. the Don of Riverhead (a.k.a. Rivendell) is legally old enough to join the political fray and stand as UCAT’s cat-didate for his home constituency of Sevenoaks in Kent.

The Seat of Sevenoaks, which also includes the Stool of Swanley, and the Chart of Seal (but not the Seal of Chart) has long been held by Michael Fallon – since 9 June 1983 in fact (fact!) – a whopping  34  years – which is really FAR TOO LONG for anyone to be in power of anything.

Fallon who is considered to be a big cat with a fierce bite, but has been quite weak and feeble since he was on the losing side of the democratic decision of the people to vote for BoatyMcBoatface, although he recently criticized Boris Johnson on telly.

The Don  has promised to defecate his life to trampling all over Human’s Rights and their gardens in particular.

He also promises to prevent any reform of the political system (once elected).