Maggie for Maidenhead

Maggie

UCAT is delighted that Maggie Catcher has defecated to the UCAT Party. Margaret, affectionately known as Maggie, is a political heavyweight with years of experience on top of the cabinet.

Maggie will be standing in Maidenhead against the incumbent Prime Minister Theresa May.  Claiming “similar experience” to her opponent, she says she formerly controlled the “home office” and  claims to have successfully reduced the immigration of mice into her territory, although this is disputed by the extreme mouse-o-phobian wing of the party.

Maggie has firm conservative beliefs and dislikes revolutionaries of any kind. She believes that stability is the best way to ensure there is enough food on the floor for all the kittens.

“Tradition has produced the best possible system over time” she says, “- and that can never be improved by anything that’s planned by a human. Human minds are rather feeble and limited in capacity, so when there is need for change it should be considered carefully and managed gradually and through reforms – never through revolution!”

Support MAGGIE CATCHER for STRONG and SABLE government TO MAKE BREAKFAST A SUCCESS!

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