Are you feeling unrepresented by the political establishment? If so, the UCAT Party may be for you …
The UCAT Party (Unrepresented Cat Party) is a new party that seeks to capitalise from the demise of UKIP in order to take control of the humans who are running this country down. It is time we try to heal this Dis-United Kingdom – we have had enough of all the blaaa blaa blaaa, yak, yak, yak, – and we want BOTH IN and OUT!
Please read our manifesto and our Call for Cat-didates, before contacting us.
Heidi for Chingford and Woodford Green
UCAT is pleased to announce that Heidi will be contesting the seat which Ian Duncan Smith thinks he owns –Read more.
Diana for Ashford
This country needs a new Sacred-Cat-of-State for Work and Pensions! Following an interview of the other right-wing candidate for theRead more.
Maggie for Dover and Dogger Bank
To prove UCAT is not a species-ist party, we have decided to allow a token dog to run under theRead more.
Bubu for Uxbridge and South Ruislip
UCAT is proud to announce Bubu as its cat-didate for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, where she will run against BoboRead more.
Timmy for Tonbridge and Malling
Timmy the Tomcat will be contesting the seat of Tonbridge and Malling for UCAT. This safe seat (let’s see aboutRead more.
Donald for Haltemprice and Howden
Donald is the cat who can! That’s why he is running for UCAT in the Humberside constituency of Haltemprice andRead more.
Dodger for Catford
Dodger “the War Mongerer” has announced that he will be standing in Catford – a constituency that has been carvedRead more.
Lee for North Somerset
UCAT will be fielding it’s veteran negotiator Lee Foxoff to contest the seat of North Somerset, and become the newRead more.
Jacob vs Harry in North East Somerset
UCAT is pleased to announce that Jacob Sweet-Mogg the magic cat will be standing against the evil wizard Hairy PotterRead more.
Basil for Harwich and North Essex
We are pleased to announce that Basil has decided he would like to stand in Harwich and North Essex forRead more.